A Sultry Curse

"It was like, so unfair!", I thought to myself as I jiggled and shook with every sexy step that I like, took in the lingerie store.
I used to be this like, total hottie guy but here I was stuck as this total bimbo babe, Krystal – and don't even get me started on that name! Ugh! I was Brady, y'know? A real stud! But now, I'm stuck in this lingerie store, modeling the stuff instead of selling it 'cause I'm just like, way too hot for that kinda work. Oh yeah, and the whole panty and bra thing? So not my style, hunni!